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Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind, but not your neighbors.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, blind, garden

If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, contentment

The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment, life

A 500 pound patient needs all care, while your 80 pound patient needs a finger dressing and your colleague has a bad back.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, bad luck, bad

If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, fire, fire brigade, rightness, things, contentment, face

Remember the "Boomer-rang" effect; Whatever you do will always come back.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads

The back of the room is never far enough.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies

If you drop a soldier in the middle of a desert with a rock, a hammer, and an anvil, tell him not to touch any of it, and come back two hours later, the anvil will be broken.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, rocks, contentment

Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, face

Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger will cause you to walk with a limp.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment

On any call, there will always be more “bad guys” than there are good guys, and the farther away your back-up, the more there will be.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, bad luck, bad, good, good luck

Always be sure to give the guy who complains about paying your salary his nickel back before you write his ticket; It will leave him with a better impression of your services.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, salary, contentment

The further away the call is into the sticks directly relates to the likelihood you will need a restroom after you are back in service.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, need, contentment

The thing you really need, will be left back at the MP Station.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, need, things, contentment

Your two minute “back-up” is always actually ten minutes away.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

When the level of anticipation is highest, this sensor causes the back to flip open exposing the film.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film

Lenses are attracted back to their source - hard rocks.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, rocks