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This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Quote by Douglas Adams

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Quote by Douglas Adams about time

Time is bunk.

Quote by Douglas Adams about time

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Quote by Douglas Adams about sincerity, integrity, money, real estate, contentment

Watch? ? I'm gonna pray, Man! Know any good religions?

Quote by Douglas Adams about pray, good, good luck, man

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!

Quote by Douglas Adams about doubt

We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.

Quote by Douglas Adams about normality, contentment

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

Quote by Douglas Adams about contentment

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Quote by Joey Adams about philosophy, wife, nothing

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Quote by Joey Adams about temptation, worry, contentment

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Quote by Joey Adams about marriage, contentment

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Quote by Joey Adams about kiss, contentment

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

Quote by Joey Adams about problems, work, day, people

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. "Get up early, work late and strike oil"

Quote by Joey Adams about secret, success, work

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

Quote by Joey Adams about children, day, contentment

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

Quote by Joey Adams about stores

A desire to be observed, considered, esteemed, praised, beloved, and admired by his fellows is one of the earliest as well as the keenest dispositions discovered in the heart of man.

Quote by John Adams about heart, man

Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society.

Quote by John Adams about society, word

All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation.

Quote by John Adams about defects, confusion, ignorance, virtue, nature

Arms in the hands of citizens may be used at individual discretion... in private self-defense.

Quote by John Adams about self-control