Murphy's laws about Rules

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

Eichel's Rule - During sex, try to sweat.

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The ABC rule: if A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are often the same person.

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Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.

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It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.

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Computer sadism: When the computer causes physical or mental damage to a person and can't receive such a return favor due to management rules.

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In case of an atomic bomb attack, work rules will be temporarily suspended.

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Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.

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Following the rules will not get the job done.

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Inverse Rule of Contracts: the smaller the dollar amount of a contract the longer it will take to negotiate.

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Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

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There is only one rule in war: When you win, you get to make up the rules.

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Same rule just substitute children.

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As soon as an EMS Rule is accepted as absolute, an exception to that Rule will immediately occur.

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Two rules matter for a scout: scout leaders are always right, if they are not then rule number 1 is activated.

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The one time you bend the rules for someone is the one time everyone notices it.

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Every rule has an exception, including this rule.

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