Murphy's laws about Intelligence
15 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about intelligence
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
The amount of members of the opposite sex you pursue is inversely proportional to pretty much everything about you, such as intelligence.
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No matter how clever and complete your research is, there is always someone who knows more.
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So if your code is as clever as you can possibly make it, then by definition you're not smart enough to debug it.
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Make one that requires training or intelligence and only a moron will use it, but there will be more help desk calls.
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To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.
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A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
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Military Intelligence is not a contradiction in terms, Light Infantry is!
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Stay away from officers in combat, they're clever decoys for noncoms.
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Green, pink & yellow really do make a smart looking cowboy outfit for pards, pardettes & horses.
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The smart JA2 player always has a spare keyboard around; if the Alt and L keys on yours still work, you're a newbie.
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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